Book title: The Fellowship of the Ring
Author: J.R.R. Tolkien
Film director: Peter Jackson
Crosspatch Artist: Earthworm
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Note: Hedgehogs are an unobtrusive but very ancient people, who have from the beginning possessed the art of running swiftly and silently for long stretches, collecting rings as they go and taunting opponents who try to stop them. We know very little about them other than what can be gleaned from mystic runes and vintage TV spots.

Additional Note: This is the second contribution from the 11-year-old Earthworm (with a little help from Fidelia), his first being another video-game-themed cover concerning The Godfather. This is also the first time a moviebook cover has appeared twice in this space. The Fellowship of the Ring featuring Elijah Wood was the volume that inspired the idea of The Cloistered Vandal and was our first vandalized cover.