Book title: The Return of the King
Author: J.R.R. Tolkein
Film director: Peter Jackson
Crosspatch Artist: Bibamus
Bookdrop location: Sips Coffee and More
Bookdrop date: 4/12/2016
Reference: Original | Non-horrible cover
Note: "They took everything from me. My castle, my reputation, my elf girlfriend. I've had to wallow in mud just to help a half-pint destroy a magic ring. But the one thing they will never take from me is my crown! My beautiful— oh, for @#$%&! sake."