Book title: The Godfather
Author: Mario Puzo
Film director: Francis Ford Coppola
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Note: "King Toadstool, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, this overgrown koopa who kidnapped your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by some chance an honest man like yourself made other enemies, they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.
"I will rescue your daughter, and destroy this Bowser and all who stand between us. But some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. Until that day, consider this justice a gift on the occasion of my party."
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