Book title: The Great Gatsby
Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald
Film director: Baz Luhrmann
Crosspatch Artist: Bibamus
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Reference: Original | Non-horrible cover
Note: We can imagine Andy Kaufman reading this version of Gatsby to an audience in the voice of Beaker. We only hope Statler and Waldorf would approve.