Book title: The Two Towers
Author: J. R. R. Tolkein
Film director: Peter Jackson
Crosspatch Artist: Bibamus
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Reference: Original (see below) | Non-horrible cover
Note: According to Wikipedia, elves are "a group of beings with magical powers and supernatural beauty." Or, possibly, that article refers rather to supermodels on the catwalk. We don't know. We find it difficult to concentrate when contemplating such matters.