Book title: Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Author: Rachel Cohn & David Levithan
Film director: Peter Sollett
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Note: An infinite number of monkeys, each with an infinite track list, would eventually produce a definitive curation of ‘80s New Wave. This is the most compelling reason to keep the monkey population in check.