Book title: The Last of the Mohicans
Author: James Fenimore Cooper
Film director: Michael Mann
Crosspatch artist: Bracatus
Bookdrop location: Cupprimo, Austin, TX
Bookdrop date: 3/24/15
Note: Daniel Day-Lewis is reputed to be a person of, shall we say, some intensity. We imagine that his intensity grows when he becomes constipated, and therefore frustrated on the toilet. Curious readers may find an essay on Hollywood and TLotM interesting, if they are the type of people who read James Fenimore Cooper in the first place.