Book title: My Posse Don't Do Homework
Author: LouAnne Johnson
Film director: John N. Smith
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Reference: Original | Non-horrible cover
Note: Though it gave us a certain amount of pleasure to cover Russell Crowe's face with an apple, it pained us in equal measure to give Michelle Pfeiffer the same treatment with a watermelon, even though her photo graces the cover of this book instead of the actual person she portrays in the film.
Also, the author originally called this memoir My Posse Don't Do Homework. For once, we agree with the title change.