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Displeasure



Book title: Disclosure
Author: Michael Chrichton
Film director: Barry Levinson
Crosspatch Artist: Bibamus
Bookdrop location: Arusha's Coffee, Belton, TX
Bookdrop date: 6/28/2015
Note: Some of us here at the Crosspatch Collective have read this book, and others have seen the movie. None of us has any idea what might be going on in the movie tie-in cover of Disclosure. Demi Moore has her mouth open and she is leaning toward nothing in particular. Michael Douglas seems to disapprove of her nose. We believe the addition of a hamster actually reconciles all the visual nonsense into a bit of perfectly reasonable surrealism.

The Scarlet Potter


Book title: The Scarlet Letter
Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne
Film director: Roland Joffé
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: It's a Grind, Austin, Tx
Bookdrop date: 5/10/15
Note: Most of us in The Crosspatch Collective read this book in high school English. None of us has seen this movie. However, given that its Rotten Tomatoes rating is 14%, we do not need to see it in order to know it did not feature a scene involving a pottery wheel... and that it should have.

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