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The Naughty Fairies

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Book title: The Nanny Diaries
Author: Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus
Film director: Shari Springer Berman, Robert Pulcini
Crosspatch Artist: Bracatus
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Note: He wanted a bedtime story, the little brat. Nothing would do but a tale of Neverland. And of course the story involved the near demise of a beloved fairy. Certainly that meant a round of clapping and cacophonous affirmations as to the existence of such creatures. The exercise naturally saved the poor sprite’s life. And, true to the nanny’s luck, it also brought several others back from the brink who were neither beloved nor grateful. Life is magical, after all, but also surreal and irksome.

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