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Be Cork Toys


Book title: Rocket Boys
Author: Homer H. Hickam Jr.
Film director: Joe Johnston
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Note: Principal Turner looked at the teacher with derision. She was young and inexperienced. In a few years her irrational idealism would doubtless give way to a more realistic, world-weary wisdom, but he needed her to understand something today. The hillbilly children in his school needed to go to work in the coal mines immediately upon graduation. That was just a fact of life in this town—always had been and always would be. "Miss Riley," he said, "once in a while a lucky student will get out on a football scholarship. The rest of 'em work in the mines."
Miss Riley smiled at him. It was a condescending, rebellious smile. It was a smile that brought to mind the old proverb about saying nice doggie while you look for a rock. "How 'bout I believe in the unlucky ones?" she said. “How ‘bout I believe in the ones that—“
Her sentence was cut short as one of those “graboid" worm monsters struck like lightning from the ground beneath, swallowed her in one gulp, and disappeared back into the ground.
“Well, that settles that," thought Principal Turner as he gazed into the new tunnel and wondered if the mining company would pay for this easy access to the earth under the school.

Additional Note: This book was originally published under the title Rocket Boys. Universal Studios was afraid women and older people would not pay to see a movie of that title, and changed it to October Sky, which is an anagram of Rocket Boys.

Who you gonna call?



Book title: The Maze Runner
Author: James Dashner
Film director: Wes Ball
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: Pinballz Lake Creek
Bookdrop date: 7/12/2017
Note: The maze purports to exist for the purpose of bringing clarity via confusion. It offers a metaphor for meditation on the twists and turns of life, always changing as soon as the poor wanderer deciphers them, offering few rewards along the way save for the periodic cherry or banana bunch. Yet in the end, though the traveler may live longer than others, he will eventually spin and disintegrate in his own mortality, for the grievous ghosts who haunt his way never tire and never die for long. But still he wanders, for wander he must.


Brought to you by the letter K


Book title: The Reader
Author: Bernhard Schlink
Film director: Stephen Daldry
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: Peggy’s Coffee House | Temple, TX
Bookdrop date: 10/9/2016
Note:
“Good things could still happen?"
“Of course they can, Bert. In fact, I’m sure good things will happen. Because who’d want to see a movie with a sad ending?"
...
“Titanic."
“What?"
“Titanic had a sad ending."
—Bert and Ernie, The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland

For the record, as per usual, the Crosspatch Collective side with Bert in this exchange. And also Hugh Jackman.

Mixtape of the Thin Man


Book title: Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Author: Rachel Cohn & David Levithan
Film director: Peter Sollett
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Note: An infinite number of monkeys, each with an infinite track list, would eventually produce a definitive curation of ‘80s New Wave. This is the most compelling reason to keep the monkey population in check.

WOW meme aMazement


Book title: The Return of the King
Author: J.R.R. Tolkien
Film director: Peter Jackson
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Reference: Original (see below) | Non-horrible cover
Note: It is pronounced DOHG of the RYEngs.

The Stormbook


Book title: The Notebook
Author: Nicholas Sparks
Film director: Nick Cassavetes
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: Epoch Coffee, Austin, TX
Bookdrop date: 12/1/2015
Note: "We go now to our meteorologist on the scene for first-hand coverage of tropical storm Sparks. Victor?"
"Thanks, Peter. This storm is unlike any I have ever seen in my life. It seems to be centered around two transcendentally beautiful people. The sun is setting behind them, silhouetting them in spite of the rain clouds, and yet still somehow illuminating their angelic faces and bodies that rival the sculptures of Michelangelo. I normally am disgusted by the sight of people kissing in public, but the way the man's white shirt clings to his skin, and the woman's (wholly unnecessary) makeup complements her perfect face while remaining impervious to the precipitation, well... honestly, I could look at this all day. Back to you, Peter."
"Thank you, Victor. We will continue to monitor this storm carefully. Victor, if you could just move a few steps to your left, we will be able to better... understand the... conditions... out there."

Dangerous Rinds



Book title: My Posse Don't Do Homework
Author: LouAnne Johnson
Film director: John N. Smith
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Note: Though it gave us a certain amount of pleasure to cover Russell Crowe's face with an apple, it pained us in equal measure to give Michelle Pfeiffer the same treatment with a watermelon, even though her photo graces the cover of this book instead of the actual person she portrays in the film.

Also, the author originally called this memoir My Posse Don't Do Homework. For once, we agree with the title change.

A Beautiful Rind



Book title: A Beautiful Mind
Author: Sylvia Nasar
Film director: Bryan Grazer
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Note: This book is a nonfiction biography of Nobel-winning mathematician John Nash. The cover simultaneously illuminates and hides the contents of the book. The book itself likewise gives the same treatment to Nash, a brilliant and complex human being. As René Magritte said of his painting The Son of Man, "Everything we see hides another thing, we always want to see what is hidden by what we see." And we thought it appropriate to cover Russell Crowe's face with an apple.

Hail to the King







Book title: Different Seasons
Author: Stephen King
Film director: Rob Reiner, Frank Darabont, Bryan Singer, respectively
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: Sa-Ten, Austin, TX
Bookdrop date: 7/5/2015
Note: Stephen King's book Different Seasons appeared in bookstores in 1982. He states in the afterword that after he wrote each of Salem's Lot, The Shining, The Dead Zone, and Firestarter, he had "just enough gas in the tank to blow off one good-sized novella." He collected these four novellas into one volume and assigned each of them to a season of the year to which it was thematically associated:

HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL: Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption
SUMMER OF CORRUPTION: Apt Pupil
FALL FROM INNOCENCE: The Body
A WINTER'S TALE: The Breathing Method

We consider all four of these novellas to be great achievements in literature. Three of them eventually spawned movie adaptations, two of which we consider to be great achievements in film. (None of us has seen Apt Pupil, so we cannot comment on its quality, though the novella inspired nightmares in at least one of us.) Publishers, of course, felt they had to create movie tie-ins because, apparently, Stephen King's name alone was not enough to get the books to sell.

And so we see a book titled Apt Pupil, though that title applies to only one of four stories. Another book announces THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, which does not even accurately reflect the name of the story in the book. And then we see STAND BY ME, a book whose title does not even appear in the book itself apart from the cover, since the story on which it is based is called The Body.

As of 2012, media outlets were reporting that The Breathing Method would join the other three novellas in undergoing film treatment. We do not want to see this happen because 1) though it is a chilling story, it would make a terrible movie, 2) we do not want to see even a hint of romance between (this is pure speculation) Emma Stone and Tom Hanks, and 3) a studio executive would likely rename it Headless in Seattle. The bright side of such an atrocity would be one final addition to this post.

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