Book title: Where the Heart Is
Author: Billie Letts
Film director: Matt Williams
Crosspatch Artist: Bracatus
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Reference: Original | Non-horrible cover
Note: Down at the Super Walmart, one is able to find almost anything. One can find new tires, candles, graphic tees, gas being passed, and a tactical gas mask for the occasion. And though one may find a movie poster suggesting otherwise, one will not find Natalie Portman living there. Then one will find the difficult lesson that movie studios and, subsequently, book publishers are not always truthful purveyors of reality.
