Book title: The Notebook
Author: Nicholas Sparks
Film director: Nick Cassavetes
Crosspatch Artist: Fidelia
Bookdrop location: Epoch Coffee, Austin, TX
Bookdrop date: 12/1/2015
Note: "We go now to our meteorologist on the scene for first-hand coverage of tropical storm Sparks. Victor?"
"Thanks, Peter. This storm is unlike any I have ever seen in my life. It seems to be centered around two transcendentally beautiful people. The sun is setting behind them, silhouetting them in spite of the rain clouds, and yet still somehow illuminating their angelic faces and bodies that rival the sculptures of Michelangelo. I normally am disgusted by the sight of people kissing in public, but the way the man's white shirt clings to his skin, and the woman's (wholly unnecessary) makeup complements her perfect face while remaining impervious to the precipitation, well... honestly, I could look at this all day. Back to you, Peter."
"Thank you, Victor. We will continue to monitor this storm carefully. Victor, if you could just move a few steps to your left, we will be able to better... understand the... conditions... out there."