Confessions of a Struthioholic
Book title: Confessions of a Shopaholic
Author: Sophie KinsellaCrosspatch Artist: Bibamus
Bookdrop location: Trianon Coffee, Austin, TXReference: Original | Non-horrible cover
Note: We thought the idea of a young woman in the thrall of oversized flightless birds (specifically of the genus struthio) was a humorous image bordering on, if not deliberately emigrating to, anarchic surrealism. It may be, but type any two words into an Internet search, such as "ostrich addiction," and you will find something.