Dances with Stars
Book title: Dances with Wolves
Author: Michael Blake
Film director: Kevin Costner
Crosspatch Artist: Bracatus
Bookdrop location: Cianfrani Coffee Company, Georgetown, TX
Bookdrop date: 7/6/2015
Reference: Original | Non-horrible cover
Note: We suppose Kevin Costner earned enough money over the course of his career to avoid reality television purgatory in his later years. We have not watched any "reality" programs since the seventh season of American Idol, but we would break our fast to see Lieutenant Dunbar/Eliot Ness dance a Tango dressed in sequins.