Book title: The Fellowship of the Ring

Author: J.R.R. Tolkein

Film director: Peter Jackson

Crosspatch Artist: Bracatus

Bookdrop location: Fat Cats Organic Coffee and Desserts, Austin, TX

Bookdrop date: 3/21/2016

Reference: Original (mercifully unavailable) | Non-horrible cover

Note: He stared in astonishment, trying not to believe what he was seeing in the mirror. A brilliant, red, north-star pimple had appeared on his face—his 50-year-old face—right as he was about to meet the queen of the elves. His brain numbed at the injustice his skin and hormones were inflicting upon him. Why this? Why now?

Little did he know two more would follow soon, that they would be epic, and that for centuries, generation after generation would tell tales of them in Middle Earth and beyond.