Book title: Sleepers
Author: Lorenzo Carcatera
Film director: Barry Levinson
Crosspatch Artist: Bibamus
Bookdrop location: TBD
Bookdrop date: TBD
Note: Controversy and accusations will always follow the publication of an autobiography. But sometimes a memoirist must alter the facts in order to preserve the truth and communicate the trauma he and his friends experience at the hands of exploding green prison guards. To protect both the innocent and the guilty (for we are all both of those), an author at times must call a “Steve" a “Roger," or a “creeper" a “sleeper," or change the setting to indicate that the story took place in a realm called Hyrulecraft in 1991. As Mohammed Gander said, “Truth and the prevention of a hostile mob explosion are inseparable and presuppose one another, but every once in a while you just have to make stuff up."